pleasure-loathing-huey-newton:
“Beyoncé is the most Grammy nominated woman in history” that’s great but have you considered “St. Vincent is the most Grammy nominated alien in history”?
being called an alien is a compliment right? i get that. its fun. annie. bjork. david bowie. tilda swinton. kate bush. prince. all glorious people whose talent and genius and beauty surpasses that of we mere humans. but as a professional buzzkill i have to chime in with the reality that they are in fact human and that makes it even more impressive no? i know im reading too far into it i just think it kiiiiind of, like, ever so so slightly belittles the effort and mad skill it takes to create what those people do. im sorry to hijack your post PLHN. i really liked it. this was just a mini rant on my weird feeling i always get when i read the alien compliment in interviews. send me your opinions agreeing/disagreeing, telling me im indeed a buzzkill.
new domain name is
‘celestixl.co.vu’
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benedict-holmes-with-a-blue-box:
benedict-holmes-with-a-blue-box:
when im angry/stressed out i bake cookies
if we ever met, ill make you angry just so you’ll make me cookies
a friend came up to me earlier, flicked my face, and ran away while i was fuming so right now im baking like the world was ending
i have a bruise
thats what you get for being friends with magneseen
fuckin
I bake when I’m upset. I like to make brownies and cookies. We should have an angry/upset baking convention.
Yesyesyes
We’ll bake cakes and cookies and fume about whatever is upsetting us.
‘pass the sugar, will you?’
’I HATE PILLOW CASES’
What pie?: Threesome Case
‘Bad Wolf? You mean…. The Doctor? But he left me a long time ago… He left me with his metacrisis…’ She looked up at the bowtie man. 'How do you know about the Bad Wolf?’
She clutched the union flag pillow closer to her chest. Who were these men?
John opened and closed his mouth a few times before setting his cup of tea down.
“Alright, fine, I’m gone. Sherlock, if you need me, I’ll be upstairs with Mrs. Hudson.’ He left the room, Sherlock acknowledging with a grunt and a steady stream of music from his violin.
The Doctor smiled but it hurt him inside. It was the curse of the Timelords and this keeps on hurting him no matter what he do. “Because I’m the Doctor, that’s why.”
A phone call came to Dean’s phone so he answered it, although it was a blocked number. Someone with a singsong voice spoke, “HELLO!”
Dean set the call in loudspeaker so everyone can hear it. “Who’s this?” Dean asked.
The voice chuckled, “I hear you have my plant, where is she?”
Rose looked up into the Doctor’s eyes in confusion before her eyes widened. ‘No….’
Then the voice blasted through the phone. She crumpled into harsh sobs and struggling to get as far away as possble. Her hoarse voice trembled. ‘No NO please. Get him away from me. No please I beg of you. Don’t let him touch me again.’
Sherlock froze and carefully set down the violin. That voice was coming from the world’s most dangerous machine. A DEAD machine.
The Doctor and Castiel guarded Rose as she looked terrified because of the voice. Dean and Sam looked confused at Sherlock’s reaction. “Who is this bastard?” mouthed Dean to Sam who had no clue at all.
The Doctor looked at Sam and mouthed, “Moriarty?”
Rose clutched the pillow until it nearly burst at the seams. She’d calmed just a little before blinking at Sam and Dean, trying to figure out what they were saying.
Sherlock placed down his violin and stole the phone from Sam in one swift motion.
'What the hell do you want?’
My brother used a Sherlock reference without watching Sherlock and I just
I HAD WRITERS BLOCK SO I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN FOR A SPOONFUL OF NUTELLA AND A CUP OF WATER BUT I TOOK THE CUP AND THE SPOONFUL OF NUTELLA AND TRIED TO FEED THE CUP BY JAMMING IT INTO THE SIDE SO WHEN I GOT FRUSTRATED ENOUGH I LOOKED DOWN AND REALIZED WHAT I WAS DOING AND JUST WENT ‘oh.’
So Vocab HW
I had to use Peevish is a sentence so, of course, I went to Harry Potter. Outcome?
‘Peeves is the most peevish peeve to ever peeve at a peeve school.’
I don’t even know anymore.
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WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GUYS COME FROM I DONT KNOW BUT I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
SIXTY. FUCKING. SIX.*runs around screaming*
